Jimmer Fredette, the new BYU basketball sensation is sweeping the nation. This has led to lots of people using his name in common speech. SDSU got jimmered! Inspired by my cousin's disdain for nouns turning into verbs I decided to figure out even more ways to include jimmer into normal speech. Jimmer it in there so to speak.
You got jimmered
I jimmered in my pants
Getting my jimmer on
Don't jimmer with my stuff
Jim jimmery, jim jimmery, jim, jim, jery
It's jimmer time
Quit your jimmer jamming
Shoot and fredette it
Fredette yo' neck
Unfredettable
Fredetaboutit
OK, I snuck some Fredettitudes in there but who cares? BYU might actually get out of the first round this year. That would be jimmerific!
1 comments:
I'm not anti turning nouns into verbs. I'm anti turning nouns into verbs when they sound like something inappropriate, and the populace doing it has no idea.
I like the Fredette verbs. Those sound less disturbing.
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