This is unfortunately the sad state of math in this country
Oh and for those who are yet not aware, these Facebook surveys are giant chain letters. If you answer one, everyone on your friends list gets the survey as if you sent it. So guess what? Your friends are not cleaning our their friends lists, so there is absolutely no need to answer that survey and freak out.
Math Fail!
B-ball
So Dallas just won it all this year. I really wasn't invested in either team but it was nice they could get their ring finally. Part of me was rooting for the Heat as well. I really wanted to see if those 3 could actually pull it off the first year. As expected they didn't quite do it but if they all can stay healthy next year may be their time. So in honor of Dallas I figured I'd post some LeBron jokes.
A guy hands LeBron a $1 bill and asks for some change. LeBron gives him 75 cents and says, "Sorry I don't have a 4th quarter."
Why does LeBron keep his phone on vibrate? Because he doesn't have any rings!
The city of Dallas has just announced tomorrow is LeBron James' day! Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
Oh an just as a parting thought. I was looking at horrible video game footage today and this basketball gem from the Sega CD look good enough to share:
Fishies!
Some may have noticed that my spinning fetus app on the right side has been missing of late. Apparently the person who coded it hasn't been up-keeping it as blogger has updated and it no longer works properly. It was always buggy anyway but I guess it was too far gone for Google to allow it on my blog anymore.
Now I have fishies! They will follow your cursor and eat the food you drop where you click. Yay fishies.
Zombie Haiku
So I'm a bit late this month.
Everything I thought
Tasted a lot like chicken
Really tastes like man.
This one is a bit interesting since he uses the word "everything." In my mind it has 4 syllables. I guess he says it differently.