This is unfortunately the sad state of math in this country
Oh and for those who are yet not aware, these Facebook surveys are giant chain letters. If you answer one, everyone on your friends list gets the survey as if you sent it. So guess what? Your friends are not cleaning our their friends lists, so there is absolutely no need to answer that survey and freak out.
Math Fail!
B-ball
So Dallas just won it all this year. I really wasn't invested in either team but it was nice they could get their ring finally. Part of me was rooting for the Heat as well. I really wanted to see if those 3 could actually pull it off the first year. As expected they didn't quite do it but if they all can stay healthy next year may be their time. So in honor of Dallas I figured I'd post some LeBron jokes.
A guy hands LeBron a $1 bill and asks for some change. LeBron gives him 75 cents and says, "Sorry I don't have a 4th quarter."
Why does LeBron keep his phone on vibrate? Because he doesn't have any rings!
The city of Dallas has just announced tomorrow is LeBron James' day! Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
Oh an just as a parting thought. I was looking at horrible video game footage today and this basketball gem from the Sega CD look good enough to share:
Fishies!
Some may have noticed that my spinning fetus app on the right side has been missing of late. Apparently the person who coded it hasn't been up-keeping it as blogger has updated and it no longer works properly. It was always buggy anyway but I guess it was too far gone for Google to allow it on my blog anymore.
Now I have fishies! They will follow your cursor and eat the food you drop where you click. Yay fishies.
Zombie Haiku
So I'm a bit late this month.
Everything I thought
Tasted a lot like chicken
Really tastes like man.
This one is a bit interesting since he uses the word "everything." In my mind it has 4 syllables. I guess he says it differently.
YourGamerCards
So I'm sure most everyone has noticed by now the PlayStation trophy thing I have at the top of my blog. As of last weekend I am now the proud owner of that site. The original owners were having some troubles keeping it up and were burnt out from working on it. So after handing over a large sum of cash through PayPal to people I didn't know and then giving my logins and passwords to a friend I never met before I now own a mildly successful website!
I first came to the site at the request of one of the old owners to help out. I had complained about how ugly their card design was and he told me if I hated it so much come and make it better. I spent hundreds of hours making custom backgrounds for probably 300+ PlayStation 3 games. I also volunteered much of my time helping organize and track our efforts. Once the site went up for sale I decided to go for it and see if I can keep it alive and make it better.
The site is www.YourGamerCards.net and it is basically a trophy tracking site with reviews, guides, new and other stuff. For those not into gaming a trophy is something you earn when accomplishing different feats in a game. It's extremely addicting and there are tons of people who love tracking their trophies and keeping tabs on what everyone else is earning. We track the most users in the world >150,000 of them and are the #1 trophy site by far. Even Guinness wanted us to verify trophy related records for them! It's super exciting and hopefully it will work out great. If you have any interest at all in gaming, the PS3 or trophies go check it out.
Zombie Haiku
When it rains it pours, and by pours I mean you get two posts in one night. Then again these are short posts too, so more like you get a light drizzle or hailstones.
I figured I'd post a food related one since my other post was about food. Fortunately when it comes to zombies everything is food related!
A women screaming,
As I walk off the highway,
Begs me to help her.
She is still begging,
But no longer for my help,
She wants her nose back.
Food glorious food!
So a friend of mine at work must have been really bored because he started compiling everywhere we've gone for lunch over the years. Both he and I have been at Xactware for 5 years now so that's a lot of lunches in there. We do have some favorite places but here's the full map of most everywhere (we are still remembering and adding places) we've gone. It's kind of neat.
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